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It is a sad fact that regardless of effort or talent
- second place only means that you are first in a long line of losers.
within every lion, there is a lionheart
and all I need to do is to close my eyes.
It is a sad fact that regardless of effort or talent
- second place only means that you are first in a long line of losers.
Labels: Japanese
Labels: NTU, University
1) The only drink you should order is HOT/WARM lemon honey. Try to avoid cold drinks 'cause it adversely affects your throat. Lemon and honey is a great combination for someone who's about to sing. :)
2) Always start with easier songs if you don't know of any forms of vocal warm up. For guys, you can start with Jay Chou's "Cai Hong" or Ah Xin's "Yi Shi De Mei Hao"... If you are an extremist, then go for something really high like Shin's "Si Le Dou Yao Ai" and po yin 800000 times and just leave the place. Okay no, if it is able to help you kai sang, then it should be fine, but just remember not to strain your voice.
3) Stand up when you sing a difficult song. This is important because you can borrow energy and qi from your diaphragm (or what we always refer to as dan tian)... If you sing for 3 or 4 hours straight with your voice (and not diaphragm), then you'll be screwed 'cause you'd be straining your voice too much. I have had that problem before, and that's why I couldn't carry on after the 3rd hour or so. Now that I've started using my dan tian, it's extremely easy to go for at least 4 or 5 hours. And oh, if you are unable to hit a very high note (and you insist on not using your falsetto), then bend down. When you bend down, you are forcing yourself to borrow energy from your diaphragm. :) You should try it next time. The key thing to this is that whenever you sing, you should be able to feel your stomach HARD. If you're too fat and you can't feel anything hard then that's just too bad, I can't do anything to help you.
4) It's okay if you think you sound shitty in your first few songs. Your voice gets better after awhile.
5) For guys doing female songs, you should drop the key to the lowest one of the system (usually by 4). For girls doing songs sang by guys, you do the reverse. Raise the key to the highest one of the system (usually by 4 as well).
6) Your vocal range expands when you keep practicing. I had problems hitting Sodagreen's "Xiao Qing Ge" last year but now I am able to hit all the notes. That's because I sing a lot and eventually my vocal range expanded. I am going to try Zhang Yu Sheng soon. HAHAHA okay I just realised Zhang Yu Sheng sounds so silly, it's like raw fish or something. Wow.
7) Spend wisely. Don't go for expensive packages. You can always find cheap KTVs around. :)
Labels: KTV
Labels: Things that just happen
June says:
Just like how I know I may not be able to get this scholarship because of the fierce competition present but yet I still chose to persevere in my love for education and submit this application.
WG says:
LOL U ARE CRAZY
do you want me to bao jing for you?
LOL i laughing dao bao
persevere in my love for education
THAT LINE IS JING DIAN CAUSE U CAN PERSEVERE UNTIL YOU SI BUT THEY BUUUUUU CAREEEEE
and who perseveres their love for education it's just retarded dao bao!
June says:
i am going to send i bu care
HAHAH
will i get kicked out of the country
WG says:
LOL yes
June says:
i send ah
Labels: June
| If the man is ready (same vice-versa) | 1/4 calories | |
| If the woman is not (same vice-versa) | 274 calories |
Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.
| Normal size | 22 calories | |
| Oversize | 15 calories | |
| Tremendous | 8 calories | |
| Teensy-weensy | 163 calories |
| Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) | 20 calories | |
| Woman on top, man on bottom (Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) | 25 calories | |
| From the rear (Mysterious variation) | 40 1/2 calories | |
| Standing: Both partners of equal height | 18 calories | |
| Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man | 90 calories | |
| While in traction (very useful during ski season) | 124 calories |
| On a bar stool | 20 calories | |
| Rear of a Honda Civic | 38 calories | |
| In a phone booth, standing | 14 calories | |
| In a phone booth, lying down | 274 calories | |
| On an airliner, aisle seat | 24 calories | |
| On an airliner, middle seat | 42 calories | |
| On an airliner, window seat | 30 calories | |
| On an airliner, in the lavatory | 100 calories |
| Bouncing | 7 calories | |
| Sliding around | 9 calories | |
| Serious Skidding | 12 calories | |
| Full cartwheel | 20 calories | |
| Whiplash | 27 calories | |
| Knee burn | 6 calories | |
| Chafed elbows | 5 calories | |
| Chafed nose | 11 calories |
| Short gasps (per gasp) | 3 calories | |
| Wheezing | 5 calories | |
| Squeals | 4 calories | |
| Ecstatic moaning | 11 calories | |
| Low growling | 8 calories | |
| Squishing | 10 calories | |
| Shouting | 16 calories | |
| Screaming | 18 calories | |
| Urgent begging | 22 calories | |
| Any short speech giving partner directions ("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) | 25 calories |
| Letting go | 5.5 calories | |
| Controlling yourself | 79 calories | |
| Digging nails into your partner's back | 11 calories | |
| Trembling | 15 calories | |
| Shaking | 20 calories | |
| Shuddering | 25 calories | |
| Trying to keep eyes open | 33 calories |
| Real | 27 calories | |
| Faked | 160 calories |
| Expression didn't change | 1/2 calorie | |
| Face turned purple | 15 calories | |
| Orchestra swelled | 6 calories | |
| Magical explosions | 10 calories | |
| Blazing Sheets | 25 calories | |
| Earth moved | 30 calories | |
| Vesuvius erupted | 47 calories | |
| You began moaning in Latin | 60 calories |
| After orgasm | 1/4 calorie | |
| A few moments before orgasm | 500 calories |
| For women: | ||
| 2 | 14 calories | |
| 5 | 30 calories | |
| 8 | 47 calories | |
| (Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.) | ||
| For Men: | ||
| 2 | 21 calories | |
| 3 | 39 calories | |
| 4 | 57 calories | |
| (For a man, its a different situation, perhaps due to physiological and biological reasons. Many men can enjoy up to 4 orgasms in an hour with little discomfort except for the slight ringing in the ears. With few exceptions, however, a man who tries to achieve more than 10 orgasms within that same period is flirting with irreversible brain damage.) |
| Clitoral. | 15 calories | |
| Vaginal | 21 calories | |
| Penile | 21 calories | |
| Scrotile | 15 calories | |
| Rectal | 25 calories | |
| Oral (can also occur during an especially good meal) | 30 calories |
| During insertion | 2 calories | |
| During intercourse (Approximately. 2 sec's or 3 thrusts after insertion, whichever comes first.) | 5 calories | |
| During foreplay | 3 calories | |
| Immature ejaculation (Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.) | 4 calories |
Even if you have a good heart, it takes much understanding not to feel like a victim when your partner climaxes after 3 sec's of intensive sex, especially if he immediately sits up to watch the football on tv.
| For Women | ||
| Frustration | 8 calories | |
| Anger | 15 calories | |
| Violent mood swing | 20 calories | |
| Surpressing rage | 25 calories | |
| Not surpressing anger (In extreme cases, this can include cursing, nose tweaks, and gently massaging partner's head with a tire iron.) | 65 calories | |
| For Men: | ||
| Cursing | 10 calories | |
| Apologising | 3 calories | |
| Snivelling | 5 calories | |
| Pleading for mercy | 8 calories | |
| Begging for another chance (Note how unfair: Men never seem to mind if a woman has an orgasm after 3 seconds of sex.) | 15 calories |
The first indication that sex was a positive experience will be a buzzing in the pelvic area and a clear complexion. You might also feel pleasantly light, as though you were dozing in a vat of cream cheese. If sex was really terrific, you feel dangerously drained, as though your body had been connected to a large milking machine for several days. Additional reactions include:
| Swooning | 6 calories | |
| Palpitations | 10 calories | |
| Shortness of breath | 5 calories | |
| Perspiring | 8 calories |
| A less-than-sunny desposition | 1 calorie |
| Un-entwining | 3 calories | |
| Regaining motor control of pevis (After especially tiring sex, you may feel numb from below the waist to the opposite wall. The result will be an inability to walk [put one foot in front of the other], which will seriously impair your chances of going to the bathroom or getting some juice.) | 7 calories | |
| Standing up | 9 calories | |
| Getting some juice | 11 calories |
| After intercourse (Classic behavior for shiftiness men who believe they've done their job and are now entilted to a rest. This "rest" may include snoring.) | 18 calories | |
| During intercourse (Women find this to be a subtle, yet direct way of suggesting dissatisfaction.) | 32 calories | |
| During foreplay (Indicates either an advance case of fatigue or a serious lack of interest.) | 12 calories | |
| Avoiding the wet spot | 80 calories |
| If the woman is ready | 5 calories | |
| If the man is not | 156 calories |
| Regular dream | 2 calories | |
| Wet Dream Add 5 calories if it occurs while in bed with your partner; Add 20 calories if your partner notices | 16 calories | |
| Wet Trance (Usually occurs in the presence of a sensual hypnotist.) | 20 calories |
| Introducing yourself | 3 calories | |
| Overcoming shyness | 8 calories | |
| Swapping partners, willingly | 4 calories | |
| Swapping partners, unwillingly | 62 calories | |
| Jealousy (Partner having more fun than you are) | 16 calories | |
| Mixed doubles | 26 calories | |
| Being nice to everyone | 100 calories | |
| Anger (You suddenly realize that you're wanted for you body and not your mind. Difficult to cope with, especially if you have a Ph.D.) | 10 calories | |
| Finding your clothes | 5 calories |
| For pleasure only | 6 calories | |
| For exercise, too | 10 calories | |
| For relief from tension | 12 calories | |
| To pass the time | 7 calories | |
| To avoid overeating | 16 calories | |
| To get in touch with inner self | 10 calories | |
| To get in touch with outter self | 10.5 calories | |
| To avoid insanity | 24 calories | |
| To avoid spending money on a date (In addition to being a viable alternative to television, shopping, and binges, masturbation is a quick and inexpensive way to get warm.) | 9 calories | |
| Using your hand(s) | 11 calories | |
| Using your finger(s) | 9 calories | |
| Using tweezers | 2 calories | |
| Using an inflatable doll | 24 calories | |
| Using Any fruit or vegetable (Except watermelon or a sprig of parsley) | 19 calories | |
| Using a vibrator, hand-operated | 12 calories | |
| Using a vibrator, windup | 9 calories | |
| Using a vibrator, electric | 5 calories | |
| Using anything not mentioned here | 50 calories | |
| In a pornographic movie theater - purchasing the ticket | 2.5 calories | |
| In a pornographic movie theater - finding isolated seat | 78 calories | |
| In a pornographic movie theater - adjusting raincoat | 3 calories |
| Partner hates me for what I did | 4 calories | |
| Partner hates me for what I didn't do | 8 calories | |
| Forgetting the instructions in the sex manual | 10 calories | |
| Climaxing too soon | 5 calories | |
| Climaxing too late | 6 calories | |
| Not climaxing | 20 calories | |
| Partner thinks of me as a sex object | 9 calories | |
| Partner doesn't think of me as a sex object | 47 calories | |
| Partner will neglect to adminster last rites should I not recover from orgasm | 88 calories |
| Gigantic cellulite that shake and ripple during orgasm | 6 calories | |
| Stretch marks that look like a plowed field | 8 calories | |
| Penis envy | 72 calories | |
| Body odor of a disgruntled yak | 25 calories |
| By partner's spouse | 60 calories | |
| By your spouse | 60.5 calories | |
| Trying to explain | 165 calories | |
| Stuttering | 28 calories | |
| Throwing up (Calorie counts here are flexible, depending on type of spouse-whether understanding and open-minded, or narrow-minded and armed) | 40 calories |
| Trying to remain calm | 100 calories | |
| Fright (includes trembling) | 66 calories | |
| Leaping out of bed | 25 calories | |
| Getting dressed in one large motion | 300 calories | |
| Thanking partner quickly | 2 calories | |
| Jumping out of window add 5 calories if window wasn't open | 15 calories | |
| Landing | 1 calorie | |
| Running very fast | 50 calories |
Labels: Sex
Anna says:
tai funny
sigh
if i lived in that guys village
i will laugh at him EVERYDAY
LOL
WGsays:
LOL!!!!
no u will go and touch it
if u bu shuang ta just take some knife and poke it
Anna says:
LOL
CHAO ER
all the semen will flow out
and make every woman pregnant
WG says:
LOL STOP THINKING ALL THAT IS INSIDE IS SEMEN LOLLL
Anna says:
then just yi wan ge babies with big balls
LOL
WG says:
it may just be like pus
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anna says:
then just yi wan ge babies with big balls
WG says:
THAT IS LOLLLLLLLLLLL
DAMN SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Anna says:
LOLLLLLLLL
I AM LAUGHING TILL I WNA DIE
LOL!!!!
WG says:
LOLLLLLL I AM SOO GONNA BLOG THIS
Anna says:
LOLOLOLOL
I AM DYING
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